Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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