Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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