god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Randomize
