he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Someone signed my nipple.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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