Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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