gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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