He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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