so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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