remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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