I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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