i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
