Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Alive.
So much puke
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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