do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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