How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
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