Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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