we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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