How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
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