Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
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