There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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