Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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