so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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