her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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