Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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