while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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