it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Randomize
