Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
