btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
