Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Two words: nipple clamps
Randomize
