I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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