why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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