i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
