Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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