Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
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