I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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