So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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