I'm drive I can fine osifer
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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