Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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