Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Randomize
