Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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