Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Randomize
