he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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