She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
The police scanner is talking about you again....
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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