Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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