But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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