Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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