The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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