You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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