id be glad to
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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