he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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