Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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